Wednesday, October 29, 2008

New Bloggie!!


So....... this is my blog. I don't really know why i am making one... i am not overly interesting or anything... NOT! i'm pretty much awesome. yeah that was a joke. the awesome part. and if you are reading this i don't really know what to tell you except you must be insanely bored right now. or maybe just simply insane. but yeah i am making this because i read other people's blogs and they are somewhat intriguing sometimes... so why not. something to do, right. well i guess i can start out by sharing my day with you... i slept on the short couch last night in my clothes and everything and it was pretty much the most uncomfortable thing of all time, but what what can you do. then i came to school and attempted to work on my english paper before said english class.... but that didn't work out so good. So i was in the computer pod thingy "doing homework" and it was time for class so i logged out of the computer and packed up and left, and while i was walking out i glanced back at my computer to make sure it successfully logged me out, and at that precise moment some dude close to my computer sneezed. and i am disgusted to say that when he did a HUMONGOUS ball of something shot a mile out of his mouth. i kid you not, this thing was as big as a golf ball. well that's what it looked like out of the corner of my eye, anyway. i was and still am so disturbed. ha.... and the same dude is actually here as i am writing this. sicko. yeah so then i went to english and got all stressed out again about all the millions of things i have to do. then i donated blood, which took EONS. so i was talking to the blood sucker man and he said or did something i don't recall and i said "is that a fat joke?" and he looked at me all incredulously-like and said "no! i think you're a little paranoid..." ummmm.... fool. doesn't he know that EVERYTHING is a fat joke. geez, get with the program. Oh and this dude was donating blood and he sat up after donating and was kinda going white and was like "woah." So the phlebotomist lady was like, "are you okay?" and he said "yeah, I just get light-headed really easily." So the lady said "take your time", and right about then the poor sap passed out cold. But it was strange because when he passed out he didn't go all limp and loose like people usually do... he went stiff as a board and his eyes rolled back into his head and he was white as a sheet and his fists were clenched. It was odd. And he started to slip off the chair so the nurse lady ran over and tried to hold him up and keep him from falling, which i'm sure was no easy task because he was like 6'5" or something. Then he came to after much skaking of his body and patting of his face. He looked like he was in shock. it was pretty funny. Oh yeah and then when it was my turn to give blood the lady was like "okay this is the time to look away" and i just kept staring at my arm and she was like "ummm... are you going to look away?" and i said no. so she gave me a weird look and stabbed me. But when she stabbed me all this blood squirted up on my shirt, and she was like "oh I am so sorry!! Let me get something..." and she ran off and fetched some other lady and peroxide and she proceeded to douse me in hydrogen peroxide to try and get the blood off. I was like dude i can just do it myself later but she insisted on doing it herself. Funny. so yeah that was my day up to this point. and tonight i am going to some power-tumbling place with some friends... i'm stoked! and since this whole blog thing is new and neat to me i'll probably be posting things alot, most of which no one but me will ever see.... oh well. it is self-gratifying, that's all that matters right. okay peace out